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[majimekun]

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For Ignihidden

[majimekun]

Continued from here

[That's fair. Deuce needs all his mental energy to even talk to a girl so...]

Yandere
Is that when they stalk you?
Why would you want that?
If you are interested in such a thing though, I wouldn't judge senpai!

For Beheaded

[majimekun]

From here

A bounce castle? Yes that might be fun. It would also encourage more people to enter the fray.

I suppose we need to also consider the animals and their safety though. If the party becomes too rowdy they might panic.


[Those flamingos and hedgehogs are difficult enough to deal with during a regular unbirthday party.
No need to see how much worse it can get.]

Of course. It was only a suggestion And honestly I think half of these guys would be terrible at it. Either too slow or too fast. Not enough guts either.

I would suggest horseback riding instead, but I'm not an expert at it like you are.

[ignihidden]

Huh! That's pretty knowledgeable for a normie.

For certain otaku who can't imagine anyone even liking them the normal way, imagine how addictive the idea is of having a beautiful person so enamored with you that they'd k*ll, k*dnap, or dr*g someone!
(but that's another thing that's 100% better in 2D)
((in real life? too scary!))

[beheaded]

That's an excellent point. The point of this event is to foster togetherness and a sense of unity within our dorm. Just as the Queen's card soldiers were dedicated to her and to each other, I want Heartslabyul's image to be one of loyalty to our house and to our philosophy of severity. Everyone in this house was chosen because they either are, or have the capacity to be wholly dedicated to something. For some of us, it's our academics, and others, it's to their precious people.

It's my job as prefect, as queen, to see to it that everyone here thrives and finds whatever it is they are willing to go to the extreme for. I also want everyone to extend that dedication to each other.

[ thanks for the unsolicited lecture, riddle. though, deep down, he knows he was only explaining all this for his own sake. deep down, he's still at odds with the ideals mama instilled in him and the wishes he has in his own heart-- some decisions are easier than others. this is something he wants though. heartslabyul deserves something nice after all he's put it through.

what's nicer than a giant drunk rock & roll party???? Nothing, That's What. ]

...Anyway. I'll have a bounce castle brought in, and we'll need to think of something that can be used to attack, but not cause grievous injury. Toy guns? They didn't use guns in old Wonderland though...

Hopefully after this event, our residents gain more guts. Not that I want everyone causing trouble, of course, but a little extra fortitude never hurt anyone. As for the horses, some wouldn't take well to being ridden by strangers anyway.

What about tricycles? Or bicycles with training wheels?

[majimekun]

I watch a little bit here and there.

But I don't think that sort of thing is really that appealing?

Though I guess its like when you watch a yakuza movie. You wouldn't want to meet one in real life, but it's so cool!

[majimekun]

I think it is! Despite everything I really do! Everyone is dedicated to it. Or at least most of them are! They haven't left yet at least and that has to count for something!

Just know that as long as you continue on such a path, I will always support you!

[He sucks at this. But he does mean it sincerely. Having misspent most of his youth, Deuce wants to make up for lost time. Trying to become a model student wasn't just about not making his mother cry. It was about grasping the school life he had missed out on. Not that this is a normal school by any means.

And he means what he said. He can see that Riddle is also trying to change himself and that's something Deuce will always respect.]


We could always do some foam swords or clubs. That might be more appropriate.
And it would let the guys get out their aggression safely.

Growing Grit is always a good thing. A few of our younger members are a bit soft.

That could work! That way those who do not know how to ride will not have to feel embarrassed if they fall. With some bells on maybe.

[The unbirthday party despite how serious it is, has an air or of whimsy to it. So the reverse unbirthday should have some of the same elements.]

[ignihidden]

That's right! The honorable yakuza that does the right thing that exists in movies and games is way better than meeting one in person!

No way is any real yakuza going to be like Kiryu-chan or take in a pet chicken.

[majimekun]

Yeah!

In they have a code of honor and so manly!

But they'd shake you down in real life.

Though I feel like yandere is a bit less of a, what is the word, power fantasy? Isn't it?

[ignihidden]

Deuce, Deuce, Deuce.
For a lonely shut-in the idea of being loved is a power fantasy enough!

[majimekun]

I mean, even a shut in can talk with people online though?

Or is that too much?

[It's not like Deuce ever dated or even had friends pre-NRC but he wants to understand.]

[beheaded]

Do you really think so? That's reassuring, honestly.

[ riddle sucks quite a bit himself, but deuce's words are a lot more than he thinks he deserves right now. all the more reason for him to continue on this path to betterment, right? ]

Thank you, Deuce. Truly. I'll do everything in my power to support you as well. Let's make the remainder of our school life as eventful and fulfilling as possible!

[ which is all well and good, but someone should probably tell these crazy boys that turning their friends loose in a bounce castle while black sabbath plays in the background probably isn't the best idea. ]

That's an amazing idea, Deuce! I agree, it's our duty to ensure our younger members are mentally and emotionally robust in order to make the most of their education. Foam swords and bats, tricycles with bells... And, what do you think about paintball guns? I overheard someone talking about those just now, they seem to be popular. Paintball guns and tricycle races in the maze would be chaotic, but I can think of fewer ways to build grit and fighting spirit!

[ it doesn't matter what deuce says, riddle is already putting in an order for paintball massacre artillery. ]

[ignihidden]

Yeah but that would be the same as like dating my sworn brother!
Which is different from "sworn brothers" if you know what I mean.
And very different from my actual brother.

Although if Crimson Muscle asked I would be flattered of course...

[But he's... taken? Wait, right, this whole thing started with a certain Heartslabyul third year calling them boyfriends to his shounen protagonist kouhai?!]

[majimekun]

I didn't know there was a difference.
Then again I never managed to have that with anyone.

[Okay he probably has a non-verbal oath of sorts with Ace at this point, but that's a different discussion for another time.]

I mean I think a friend saying that would be flattering but

[Suddenly his mind pauses, finally remembering something suspicious way back in their conversation. Because yes, it makes sense for you to notice that now, ages later Deuce. But let's be subtle here.]

But even if someone did confess to you, wouldn't you need to deal with they guy who abandoned you on what was it, raid night?

[majimekun]

[Maybe it's because as strange as it sounds, Deuce can also see how a person could be lost in anger so easily. Even now, despite all his resolve, he still loses his temper, still picks fights even now with people and still fails to think things through.

So maybe because of that, he feels he should support Riddle, even just a little bit. Besides, that's what a student life is about, isn't it? Classmates being strong together.]

There is no more that needs to be said then. It's a man's promise!

[Don't worry. Someone more sensible is going to eventually get wind of this and stop them. It's only a matter of time anyways until Deuce texts Ace and Yuu about this great idea anyways.

...it's sad that Ace has more sense than him.]

Paint ball? Of course!

Of course we should do it!

Maybe this will go better than it did for me on Bean day.

But that aside I think it would also teach them teamwork and strategy. And bring a sense of unity to the dorm.

[He just wants to redeem his pathetic bean day loss.]

[ignihidden]

"Abandoned" isn't the right word! Rather, obviously there are going to be nights when someone is busy and it's already asking a lot of me to want to come into my room and I'm not used to anyone being in my room anyways so inevitably I'm going to fall into the same habits as if I were alone I mean I'm not going to suddenly change my lifestyle and playfully chat!

It's fine that he left I just wish he'd be a bit more understanding.
And it's still not like I ever heard about us being boyfriends!

[beheaded]

That's right... I can't say any of us brought honor to our dorm on Bean Day. We can use this opportunity to practice for next year. With the strength, grit, and guts they'll forge as a result of this party, next year's sophomores will be unstoppable come next Bean Day.

Well done with this brain storming session, Deuce. I didn't take you for someone so creative. Very impressive.

[majimekun]

[Still denying being boyfriends? Even an idiot like Deuce knows that's a very elaborate explanation.]

Did he say you were boyfriends to get back at you then? Or perhaps is that something he'd like? Or did you have a misunderstanding?

Though Senpai I understand your gaming is important to you, but have you made time for anything he wants to do?

[Is this turning into a lecture? Maybe.]

[majimekun]

Yes that they shall, even if we end up on opposing teams. We will be prepared for it!


And I do not think I did that much. It's your wisdom that motivated me. And ultimately you're the one that will have to make sure it will be executed. I'm just throwing things out there to see what sticks.

[ignihidden]

...........................

I'm being framed! If I knew we were dating then I'd have tried a little harder! How am I supposed to know someone wants to date me when they just hang around all the time and talk about how my hair is pretty and stuff like that?!

[he can't be a bad boyfriend if he didn't know he was a boyfriend! it's too painful to be called out by a first-year!! it could have meant anything!!!]

I just thought he was the type that liked that sort of skinship!

[beheaded]

When one Heartslabyul wins, we all win. After all, we are one house unified by our severity. When you think of it like that, so long as we prepare, Heartslabyul's victory is assured, isn't it?

Nonsense. I wouldn't have been able to come up with this idea, or flesh it out to this degree by myself. Truthfully, it's been difficult getting input from others as well. It's true that I'm the one who must see this through its execution, but

Well

It's a complicated thing. I won't bore you with something so tedious when the time would be better spent preparing for the future.

[ he just. really wants this party to be fun for everyone, and it really sounds like it will be. there's no way someone like him, who is so sheltered and serious, could have ever come up with anything like this on his own. that's way too heavy a topic for the current moment though, so for now riddle keeps his words to himself. ]

[majimekun]

[I mean your hair is pretty but...]

I guess he isn't. Unfortunately.

Or fortunately.

I mean do you want to date him? Or is that too, what is the word you would use, High Level for you?

[majimekun]

That it is. We are stronger than the other dorms when you put it that way.

And perhaps once they realize how receptive you are to listening, the others will be willing to brainstorm more next time. And you have been very helpful to me whenever I have asked.

[It was like Trey and Cater had said: Riddle could very kind when you approached him right. It just took a lot of nerve to approach him. Almost as much as Draconia...]

But you don't have to worry about boring me ever. I know I am not very smart, but I like to think I am a good listener. Only if you want to though.

[He wont push though. Not when it might ruin the good mood right now.]

[ignihidden]

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(´д｀、)

o(･´д･｀o)))三(((o´･д｀･)o


jeez
talking to a first year about all this kind of thing
more like super high school level pathetic
even if I try a little harder there's no way to make a 100% success rate

[majimekun]

I promise I won't tell anyone. No one would believe me anyways.

And I mean does it have to be a hundred percent? Even 1% has a chance, right? I don't know, or is that wrong?

[ignihidden]

There's at least one person who would believe you who crashed in your bed!!!!

In any strategy RPG you've got to weigh the risk versus the reward. Is a 10% chance of the enemy landing a critical hit worth it if it's your favorite character?
Of course, in a game, you can just reset, reset until the odds work in your favor!
That's why games are infinitely superior to 3D Life.............................